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SOMEWHERE IN NEW JERSEY
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Welcome to Villa Capri,
located in the heart of the desert,
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this is a tourist complex
that takes them to paradise.
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They worked hard all their lives
and now...
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That son of a bitch!
It's in Palm Springs.
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He is enjoying the sun
and playing golf.
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While my husband is drinking
came from prison at Supermax.
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Now the only thing I want from you
for Christmas...
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It is the head of that informant
in a box.
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And make it look like an accident.
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Hello Duke!
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CHRISTMAS TREES
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Thank you.
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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Holy!
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God. You are very generous.
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Can you sign the receipt?
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Clear. Now you will receive a gift.
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Hello, Boss.
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Good job, guys.
Very festive.
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RESERVED FOR DUKE DIVER
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Sorry, this is the place
from Mr. Diver.
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Perfect!
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Does Mr. Diver make you use
those clothes?
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Leave it shiny, Elf.
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Nice tree.
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Who is that
in my parking spot?
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He is a new resident,
Leo McKay.
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Last night I entered it
and it is actually very good.
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He has a big hat
for very little head.
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He paid in cash.
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Cash?
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Well...
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Let's invite him
to my private poker game.
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Clear.
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I'll show you who's the boss
in the best way.
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Clear.
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It's crooked.
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And it has an empty space.
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And?
Many trees have defects.
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Many people have defects.
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You can put the bad side of the tree
against the wall.
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What do you do with the bad side
of the people?
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- That's deep.
- Write it down.
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Greetings, dear.
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Be nice and bring me $5,000 dollars
of petty cash.
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No problem.
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I have some things
for you to sign, sir.
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Did you know that the builders
of the great Cathedrals of Europe...
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they left a small defect
in the stone somewhere...
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to recognize
that only God is perfect?
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Where do you learn these things?
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At the University
of Life, dear.
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We have the Christmas bonus
of the gardeners,
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extra security cameras
for your villa,
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the bonus you asked me for
give it to the whole team,
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real animals
for the Nativity scene.
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The camels were
a little expensive.
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You don't have the Nativity
no camels
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The Three Wise Men came from the East.
You have to respect them.
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And we have a letter
of the Rotary Club...
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confirming your acceptance
of the Man of the Year award.
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I can't accept it.
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I feel uncomfortable being
in the center of attention.
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You seem comfortable
in the center of attention.
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My golf clubs. Perfect.
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I asked them to close the face of the driver
one and a half degrees.
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You were hitting with a little spin,
recently.
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- It should be solved.
- Good.
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I think I'll just go to the court
and I will practice there.
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Duke.
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- Five thousand.
- Thank you, dear.
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- Duke, are you looking at me?
- Every delicious inch.
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What a nice tree you have this year.
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Thanks, but I'm
a little worried...
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that some of the residents
don't like an artificial tree.
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Well, you know me, Duke.
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I like certain things
from time to time.
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A little Henkell's Trocken,
dear?
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One way or the other.
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still missing
to go to sleep, but...
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It's always your time to sleep.
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But darling, a man
has its needs.
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Hey, I'll go stoke the fire
from the bedroom
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- Would you like that?
- Yes.
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- Great.
- Clear.
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I hope it bothers you,
I entered alone.
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Pour moi?
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Sure.
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Look at the color of that
against your skin...
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It is a painting by Carpaccio.
You could...
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- It's plum.
- And you are my plum.
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Listen, darling,
I'll go close everything
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I'll turn off the lights, I'll come back
and I will indulge all your whims.
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All my whims.
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Fast.
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Margaret, darling,
I think Zoloft and Lipitor...
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They are having an effect on me.
I feel numb.
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- Wait a minute.
- That?
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Do you have another woman inside?
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Margarita, you hurt me
with your accusation.
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You turn the knife,
the wound bleeds.
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You feel so much pleasure
with my discomfort.
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- I don't...
- Wait a second, sir.
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You didn't answer my question.
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Honey, trust me.
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I speak from the heart
when I say that...
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Yes there is a woman
in the room.
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OK.
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I know I'm not the only one
and we have an adult relationship.
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Yes.
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I'll just say good night.
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I'm fine.
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No, no, let me accompany you
to the door, okay?
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In your own way, Duke,
You are a gentleman in a strange way.
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Merci beacoup.
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You're still a womanizer,
but you have your rules.
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I consider myself a gentleman.
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So, good night.
Good night.
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The pain of saying goodbye is so sweet
That's how I would say until dawn.
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- Can I quote you on that one?
- Will you be my guest, Romeo?
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In fact, I'm surprised
What would you consider...
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a little romance tonight,
given the circumstances.
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- Circumstances.
- This is your poker night.
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Ciao.
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Poker?
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Poker!
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I have the feeling
that Duke needed...
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a little bit of... Roberta.
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Yes. Duke always needs
a little bit of Roberta.
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The way you said it,
It sounds like "not tonight."
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I have a meeting
That requires all my attention.
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- At night?
- It's morning in China.
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Well, good night, darling.
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The pain of saying goodbye is so sweet.
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A horse, a horse,
my kingdom for a horse.
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A guy comes home from the doctor
and says to his wife:
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- "Honey, I have bad news."
- Bad news.
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The doctor says I only have
twelve hours of life.
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The wife says:
"That's terrible. It's terrible.
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I'll do anything for you.
"Whatever you want."
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And he says: "I want to have
"Wild sex with you all night."
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And she looks at him and says:
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"It's easy for you to say.
"You shouldn't get up in the morning."
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It's funny. It's very funny.
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Good. Who bets?
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Who bets?
Who bets?
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I, and I will bet big
because I want to stay...
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with everything you have.
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- I see your 100 and raise two.
- There are a hundred.
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That's it.
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I heard it's here
where the action occurs.
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm Leo McKay.
I'm moving to...
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To number 71.
Welcome, neighbor.
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Hello.
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I'm Duke Diver,
the resident manager...
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of this little piece of paradise.
They are my partners.
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Duke is a legend.
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Legends are not
what they used to be.
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Yeah, but you don't know Duke.
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He's a resident champion
of everything around here.
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Guys, you embarrass me.
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I'm just a country boy
trying to disappear into the sunset...
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- with a smile on my face.
- Aren't we all?
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But I must warn you, friend,
We play for real money.
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- I'll try to live up to it.
- That's...
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- Now we are talking.
- It's almost my entire pension.
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Good.
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Where are you from, Leo?
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I am a citizen of the world.
Mogadishu, Jakarta, Kabul.
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All tourist spots.
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- Military?
- No, ex-military.
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Currently a businessman.
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International trade.
I buy things, I sell things.
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As?
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Fuel, weapons,
oil, trains, trucks.
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Big things.
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Wow, I see.
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And a mysterious man.
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What if we play cards?
What's your game, friend?
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Do you like Five Card Draw, Stud,
Omaha, Texas Hold 'Em?
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- Texas is fine.
- Distribute.
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A five, a ten.
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Ace.
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- Why don't we double that?
- Well, let's see.
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You must know when to stop.
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My $700. Here is my game.
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Look at that!
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- I'll just take the risk and put two.
- That's mine.
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Burt, what are you going to do?
All-in?
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- I'm leaving.
- Well, I bet everything.
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Oh. What do they do?
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Well, look at my letters and cry.
Full house, aces.
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We warned you, Leo.
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- There are four tens.
- That?
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Four ten.
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Damn, he beat Duke.
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- I'm leaving.
- I don't have any more money.
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Damn, I was lucky.
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Sometimes stepping on dung
It's good luck.
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- Excuse me, I think that's mine.
- I hadn't seen it.
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What do you want?
Why did you come?
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I came to continue developing
my business empire...
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while I work
in my shaky golf game.
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Do you play golf?
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Not well, but honestly
and seriously.
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Maybe you will give me the chance
to get my money back...
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- on the golf course.
- Maybe.
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A true gentleman
He doesn't walk away as a winner.
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A true gentleman
keeps the game alive.
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God, God.
Look at the evidence.
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What can it be?
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Seek comfort and company
and maybe a soul mate.
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He is not looking for a soul mate.
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Find two hours
of intimate connections without questions.
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I think I'll go there
and I will pay for your drink.
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I can't compete with that.
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Fuck.
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I could have done it
if I had wanted to.
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- Can I buy you another round?
- You can leave better.
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Greetings, people,
I have good news.
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Mike Shank from Villa 68
had a successful surgery...
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hip replacement
and I should return to Villa Capri...
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in a few days.
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What...?
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Isn't that
My usual camel boy?
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where is
my camel boy?
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He is sick.
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The company sends
to a regional director...
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to make an evaluation
end of the year...
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in case you forgot.
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I will intimidate him. Bring it.
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Yes, I'll bring it.
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Ladies, did you see the new guy?
He moves to villa 71.
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- There is fresh meat on the buffet.
- Yeah!
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Christmas is in the air.
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I'm Leo McKay,
And you young ladies?
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I spent years making up stories
to keep away...
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to those women,
and, in 20 minutes,
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he has them ready for a threesome.
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For a quartet, rather.
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Doesn't show respect.
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- He has no respect.
- No respect, no nothing.
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But you will find out.
This place is mine.
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You are Duke
and this is your territory. I told you.
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Duke, don't play...
Yes, the Duke...
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Hello, I'm Roberta.
We met before.
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I forgot to mention
that, as president...
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from the Welcome Wagon Club
of the Villa Capri complex,
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00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,288
I wanted to wish you
a very Merry Christmas.
252
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:31,919
It could help you decorate.
A little Feng Shui.
253
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,102
- I have skills.
- I bet so.
254
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,931
What do you have there?
The dining room?
255
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,300
The room. Oh!
256
00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:55,385
Hello, I'm Margaret
of the Welcome Wagon Club.
257
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:58,046
- Are you coming to welcome me?
- How do you know?
258
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,584
As secretary treasurer,
I came to bring you something...
259
00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:02,588
to decorate your home.
260
00:18:02,814 --> 00:18:05,319
- A work of art.
- My feelings indeed.
261
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,561
- Thank you.
- Because?
262
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,868
Did you invite me to drink
some wine?
263
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,337
Red? I love red.
264
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,509
I love white.
I love everything.
265
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,204
What do you think
an adorable Margaux...
266
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,313
for a lovely Marge?
Can I call you that?
267
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:28,044
You can call me whatever you want.
By the way, I'm in villa 52.
268
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,815
And I in villa 36.
What will you call me?
269
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,982
God. How did you get there before me?
270
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,557
You know that the rules
about our club they say...
271
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:38,060
that the president,
and not the secretary-treasurer,
272
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,494
must be the first to receive.
273
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,528
Yeah, let's call this
an unofficial visit.
274
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,927
Informal?
275
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,566
Why don't we try
this adorable wine?
276
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,765
- Don, now that we are here...
- God.
277
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:51,567
And from which Club office
from Welcome Wagon is that you?
278
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,268
Sergeant at Arms.
279
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,638
flag flight,
always ready.
280
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:57,780
I think this party
It's just starting.
281
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,145
- Why don't I take you to dinner?
- All of them?
282
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,249
Thank you.
283
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,619
Yes sir.
284
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,386
Look at that.
285
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,058
Do you have all three?
286
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,399
is going to bed
With all your harem, Boss.
287
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:22,903
- God. Yes, he has guts!
-Are you challenging him, Boss?
288
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,398
He's playing with me.
289
00:19:26,898 --> 00:19:28,970
He said his golf game
It wasn't right, was it?
290
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,139
- That's what he said.
- That's what he said.
291
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,809
Who knows better
this golf course that me?
292
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:38,485
Leo is in trouble now.
293
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,648
Let's see.
294
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:52,295
"I challenge you to 18 holes of golf
tomorrow at 9 in the morning."
295
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,835
The cowboy will fail.
296
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,808
HEREBY,
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF GOLF
297
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,540
TOMORROW AT 9 O'Clock.
298
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:06,674
We hear that you consider yourself
a citizen of the world.
299
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:09,344
What does that mean?
300
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,816
It means that I traveled
from the Cape of Good Hope...
301
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,218
to the Black Sea,
from Machu Picchu...
302
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,825
to Brunelleschi's Dome.
303
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,331
I went to the birthplace
of Shakespeare.
304
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:24,560
and I went to the grave
of Mr. Lombardi.
305
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:32,175
I passed from the dusty fields
to the golden halls of power,
306
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,506
first in the army
and then in the business world,
307
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,772
and, to this day,
I keep in touch...
308
00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:40,383
with the ordinary man.
That's why I am what I am.
309
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,787
Mr. McKay, you are a poet.
310
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,120
I'm not a poet,
but I have the great works.
311
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,023
- Would you give us a poem?
- Please.
312
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:52,528
Why not?
Baudelaire?
313
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,992
Something more modern?
Yachts? Williams?
314
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,188
Cummings.
315
00:20:57,222 --> 00:21:03,401
Or maybe something more relaxed
related to Christmas.
316
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,234
Latest.
317
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:07,166
Can?
318
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,947
"Strange stories they tell
those who frequent the polo...
319
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,746
waiting for great treasures to find.
320
00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:17,009
To the Arctic and its paths
they impute such legends...
321
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,382
that even the blood freezes.
322
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:22,356
Under the northern lights,
the world is always spectral,
323
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,392
and I give good faith to them,
well I was able to witness it...
324
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,394
the night at Lake Lebargue
I had a hard time...
325
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,524
of Sam McGee having to be cremated.
326
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,600
Once upon a time there was a certain Sam McGee,
originally from Tennessee."
327
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,433
Romeo! Romeo! I'm sorry.
328
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,765
Sorry, he ran away.
329
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,669
It's a charm,
but I can never shut it up.
330
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,171
Sit down. Be a good dog.
331
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:43,673
Sit down.
332
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,183
- How do you do that?
- I like dogs.
333
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:52,178
Thank you.
334
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:55,358
- I'm Leo McKay.
- Suzie Fifteen.
335
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,050
- Delighted.
- A pleasure.
336
00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,360
I'm sorry to interrupt
whatever they are doing.
337
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:01,725
Alright.
338
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,432
Well, continue.
339
00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:10,503
"It was Christmas day
and not without great difficulty...
340
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:11,906
We advanced along icy paths.
341
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:15,242
What a glacial blizzard!
Like...
342
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,819
Like an infernal blade."
343
00:22:36,721 --> 00:22:38,065
Here it comes.
344
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:41,230
That is. Relax.
You can.
345
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:46,139
Good morning.
I accept your challenge.
346
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:47,968
I'm ready for that.
347
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:51,443
Mark Twain said that golf
It's a good walk ruined.
348
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:54,747
I say
which is a nice improved ride.
349
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,920
I think one of us will walk.
350
00:22:57,242 --> 00:23:01,020
Details, details.
I'm more of a rounder.
351
00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:05,661
- Boss, we have a problem.
- That?
352
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:08,731
- This guy knows how to play.
- He said that his game was shaky.
353
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,224
Its not firm
It's better than your unsteady one.
354
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,971
Play, Boss.
355
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,664
We saw him warm up this morning.
356
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,240
He has skills.
I'm not lying.
357
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:18,841
I have a short game.
358
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,209
He has short game
and long game too.
359
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:25,180
- I assume I have the honors.
- Yes of course. Just a warning.
360
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:27,180
The out of bounds
It is on your right.
361
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:29,509
- That's how I like it.
- It's to the left.
362
00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:36,820
Fuck.
363
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,697
Oh.
Yes, he knows how to hit it.
364
00:23:42,787 --> 00:23:43,789
I cancel the bet.
365
00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:47,702
Is that a legal stick?
I don't think it is.
366
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:49,737
We should also search
new girlfriends
367
00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,069
Thanks for the trust.
368
00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:54,801
You are a thinking man.
It's a thinking man's game.
369
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:57,738
- I think I'll use a three wood.
- A three. It's a good idea.
370
00:23:57,836 --> 00:23:59,316
- You're sure?
- Yes that's fine.
371
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:01,841
Good.
372
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:03,714
High in the sky.
373
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,349
Oh.
374
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:08,420
It's a damn cobra!
375
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:09,888
Gun!
376
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,293
I have it.
377
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,924
I have it!
378
00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:21,366
God!
379
00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:24,567
Die, viper!
380
00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:28,375
- You have her surrounded.
- It's still moving!
381
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,440
Don't hurt yourself with that.
382
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,252
Someone bring
a conservative, please.
383
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,721
Someone put a lid on it.
384
00:24:43,848 --> 00:24:45,590
I never imagined you
like a weapon bearer,
385
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:47,421
even if it's a blowgun.
386
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,898
You never know what's out there.
387
00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:52,959
Take her to the serpentarium
from Twentynine Palms.
388
00:24:53,224 --> 00:24:55,263
Careful!
389
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:59,108
Sit on it.
You are the greatest. Come on.
390
00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:06,945
Oh! Wait!
391
00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,451
- God.
- Sit on it.
392
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:11,351
You did it. You have it.
393
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,210
- You're good. Now sit down.
- Sit down.
394
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,450
We're ok.
395
00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:15,514
He almost bit him.
396
00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:17,193
I won't get close
to that golf bag.
397
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:18,591
Are you giving up our game?
398
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:21,689
I won't pick up a golf club
wrapped with a snake, Leo.
399
00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:23,130
You're afraid to play with me.
400
00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:26,629
I'm not afraid of anything or anyone.
401
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,133
Coward.
402
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:33,643
You do a good job, Burt.
403
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,877
- I need a drink.
- I think it's happy hour.
404
00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:39,107
Stay there. We're back.
405
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:41,583
Leo, what are you supposed to
what to do now?
406
00:25:41,906 --> 00:25:43,443
I don't know. It's not my fault.
407
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,150
Sit on it!
408
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:48,939
When a man leaves
take care of another man...
409
00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:52,361
from your golf bag,
You have certain expectations, Jimmy.
410
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:55,922
Do you think a snake
Did it get into a pocket of my bag by itself?
411
00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:58,801
Snakes do not have
Opposable thumbs.
412
00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:01,036
This was no accident.
413
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:04,701
Oh!
414
00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:08,034
Why did it take you so long?
415
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:09,537
Thank you.
416
00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:12,710
Damn, I'll have to teach you
a lesson
417
00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:14,716
I would love to have
another poker lesson...
418
00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:17,087
at least make it easier for you
write me a check.
419
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:21,017
Tell me something, did you move to Villa Capri
just to get angry?
420
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,889
No, that was
just a happy consequence.
421
00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:24,723
But this anger is making you
much good.
422
00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:26,736
Makes your blood circulate
all over the body,
423
00:26:26,818 --> 00:26:28,295
instead of just down there
in your little...
424
00:26:28,319 --> 00:26:30,839
You're lucky I have
a more important commitment at home.
425
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:34,598
You and me... We're just getting started.
426
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,441
I can't wait.
427
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,333
Good boy.
428
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:50,849
Tell me he's dead.
429
00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:54,719
I know!
430
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,957
I told you to do
that seemed like an accident,
431
00:26:56,981 --> 00:26:59,087
but a snake
in your golf bag?
432
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:04,092
Honey, kill it the old fashioned way.
433
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:08,567
Attention, residents.
434
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:11,164
The annual lighting of the tree
It's about to start...
435
00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:12,402
in the banquet hall.
436
00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:14,441
Come and enjoy
of the Christmas season,
437
00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:19,107
drink eggnog
and see Santa Claus.
438
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,652
Hey.
439
00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:35,497
Santa, what the hell do you think
what are you doing?
440
00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:37,736
- This is my job.
- No no. It's not.
441
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:39,868
I was hired by the company
that owns Villa Capri...
442
00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:42,134
and 26 other luxury resorts
in California.
443
00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:44,666
My party company
will provide Santas,
444
00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:47,007
Easter bunnies, fifes
and batteries for the fourth of July...
445
00:27:47,031 --> 00:27:48,943
and all the festivities
during the year.
446
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:51,137
- I just signed the contract.
- Well, ho-ho-ho.
447
00:27:51,402 --> 00:27:53,110
Are you telling me that you are
a corporate Santa?
448
00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:55,617
- It's a little job.
- It is a sacred duty!
449
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:58,154
Sacred duty for you,
Twenty dollars an hour for me.
450
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,321
It's a disgrace.
451
00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:07,654
Hello friends.
Thank you all for coming.
452
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:10,662
- Duke won't like this.
-Who is this guy?
453
00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:12,163
Here comes the locomotive.
454
00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:15,061
I have your ho-ho here.
455
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,301
Yeah!
456
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:22,170
I am the real Santa.
457
00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:27,046
This guy is a fraud.
He's a corporate heathen!
458
00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:35,986
Come on, black Santa!
459
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:40,557
I got you.
460
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,057
That is! Return to the North Pole!
461
00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:53,503
What happened to you?
462
00:28:54,098 --> 00:28:56,136
I don't like people getting involved
with Santa Claus.
463
00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:57,609
Yeah!
464
00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:01,845
Arthur.
465
00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:04,276
Here you go, gentlemen.
466
00:29:04,475 --> 00:29:07,980
You, my friend, are a gentleman
and a scholar,
467
00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:12,861
and you're here on business.
Whatever that is.
468
00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,960
My business is my business,
but your business seems to be...
469
00:29:16,021 --> 00:29:19,162
to great advantage
with sexual encounters,
470
00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:21,866
and late night specials on Thursdays
and casual encounters on Tuesdays.
471
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,406
Without any special satisfaction
for me.
472
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,602
That? No deals,
or meetings?
473
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:30,745
I'm not interested in your girlfriends.
474
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:36,777
But I could stand the courtship
of a soul mate.
475
00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:42,551
Thank you.
476
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:44,258
Good boy.
477
00:29:44,515 --> 00:29:49,397
In fact, my perfect soulmate
It could be Suzie Quince.
478
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:52,429
- Do you know his name?
- I'm fast.
479
00:29:52,657 --> 00:29:54,831
- Have you already met her?
- In a food cart.
480
00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,530
- Liar!
-His dog's name is Romeo.
481
00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:00,169
Romeo?
482
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:06,346
I think Romeo is
what she looks for in a man.
483
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,943
Saint of the Southern Hemisphere.
484
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:13,786
If you fall in love with a drunk Santa Claus,
I misjudged his personality.
485
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:16,785
Look at this.
486
00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:19,924
I'm not drunk.
487
00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:27,303
- Hello.
- Hello.
488
00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:32,307
My name is Saint Nicholas.
You can call me Nick.
489
00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:34,070
Susan.
490
00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:39,011
I was lighting trees
and doing things...
491
00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,084
with people who needed joy.
492
00:30:41,572 --> 00:30:43,985
I think a witty Santa
who does good deeds...
493
00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:46,122
for lonely people,
It can't be dangerous.
494
00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:48,087
I'll take that as an invitation.
495
00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:54,261
Here we are. Christmas time.
Nobody is at home.
496
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,326
The family left.
The children are far away.
497
00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:00,469
Is there a husband nearby?
498
00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:05,107
No. The first one left me.
499
00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:09,469
I got married again and I left him.
Many breakups.
500
00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:11,509
Did you never try again?
501
00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:15,785
I decided that my last marriage
It would be with my job.
502
00:31:16,607 --> 00:31:17,780
That's sad.
503
00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:20,487
It's determination. It's not something sad.
504
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,995
You look... Sad.
505
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:29,699
Well they sent me here
for business...
506
00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:31,790
to fire someone
before the end of the year,
507
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:33,993
during Christmas time, so...
508
00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:37,038
If a man
cannot assume the function,
509
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:39,309
The faster you do it,
better, right?
510
00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:44,415
Yes. "Happy holidays. Clear out your office."
It's not that easy.
511
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:48,546
But at least the music makes me happy.
512
00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:52,417
I love Johnny Mathis.
I have their 42 albums.
513
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,923
- Really?
- The 42.
514
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,955
Johnny is a friend of mine.
515
00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,192
- Come on!
- Really.
516
00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:01,397
- Do you know Johnny Mathis?
- We are like brothers.
517
00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:08,033
- Your hair shines like the sun.
- The sun?
518
00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:11,337
That big ball
that comes out from the East...
519
00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:14,010
and it sets in the mountains
San Bernardino.
520
00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:15,306
Yes ok.
521
00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:17,973
- Do you know something? Santa Claus.
- Hey.
522
00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:21,541
I think we should go
and leave this woman alone.
523
00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:23,250
He is Leo.
524
00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:25,049
- Hello, Leo.
- Leo is my friend.
525
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:28,218
- A gentleman and scholar.
- I have to get you out of here. You are drunk.
526
00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:32,589
- I'm not drunk, Leo.
- Okay, let's go.
527
00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:34,091
See you later.
528
00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,189
I appreciate the intervention, thank you.
529
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,299
Good boy.
530
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:49,880
Did I ever tell you what gentleman
and studious what are you?
531
00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,808
Yes, you did.
Get your butt in the car.
532
00:32:53,871 --> 00:32:56,580
The knees. They are old knees.
533
00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:58,849
Sorry.
534
00:33:02,346 --> 00:33:03,587
Thank you.
535
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:05,357
Friend.
536
00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:16,604
Leo, you are a man
very mysterious.
537
00:33:16,861 --> 00:33:18,637
I'm just reserved.
538
00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:21,035
No, that is...
539
00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:23,640
Yes, you are easy to talk to.
540
00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:30,644
And I have a big secret.
A huge secret.
541
00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,246
- Do you want to hear it?
- Not really.
542
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:34,788
Really, Leo.
543
00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:36,921
- Really?
- Yes.
544
00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:38,690
You are not a serious man.
545
00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:40,924
a serious man
He wouldn't have behaved like you...
546
00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:42,866
- in front of Miss Suzie Quince.
- That?
547
00:33:45,022 --> 00:33:49,938
you are jealous
because she reciprocated me.
548
00:33:50,261 --> 00:33:52,435
You're not as charming as you think.
549
00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:56,501
I don't agree.
550
00:34:01,405 --> 00:34:03,645
- I need a cup of coffee.
- You need a new liver.
551
00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:06,489
You should have seen what she did.
with his eyes.
552
00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:08,319
I saw it. I was looking for the exit.
553
00:34:27,099 --> 00:34:29,603
Duke, you still rule
on this side of town.
554
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,543
- Yes.
- Kicks their corporate butt.
555
00:34:31,970 --> 00:34:36,544
- Leo is a good guy.
- For the status quo.
556
00:34:36,807 --> 00:34:38,607
Because of the shape
in which we always did things.
557
00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:40,217
- For the status quo.
-Duke.
558
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:41,417
- That?
- The Boss is here.
559
00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:45,756
- What are you taking about?
- The Regional Director.
560
00:34:46,651 --> 00:34:48,495
Yes, send the damn one in.
561
00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,434
Hi, I'm Suzie Quince.
Regional Director.
562
00:35:02,466 --> 00:35:05,880
I thought you said...
563
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:11,185
that they had sent you here
to evaluate someone's work...
564
00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:14,714
and maybe fire him
before the year is over.
565
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,353
When are you not Santa Claus,
Are you Duke Diver?
566
00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:18,985
- Probably.
- Well,
567
00:35:19,051 --> 00:35:22,727
when the man is not up to the task,
It is better to do it quickly.
568
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,824
No.
569
00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:30,169
Guys, why don't you go outside
And do they practice shuffleboard or something?
570
00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:38,537
There are many irregularities.
571
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:41,414
You're right and I...
I have more than one complaint.
572
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,543
Please.
573
00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:45,885
They sent us
a very bad Santa Claus.
574
00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:48,482
- I want to know who hired him.
- I.
575
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:51,558
I made a deal with a company
party rentals...
576
00:35:51,582 --> 00:35:53,222
to take care of
of our markets.
577
00:35:53,884 --> 00:35:55,387
- Markets?
- Yes.
578
00:35:56,153 --> 00:35:57,634
Lady, this is our home.
579
00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,568
We have a way
to do things here.
580
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:03,870
This is not your company, Mr. Diver.
Protocols are not being followed.
581
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:06,934
Protocols?
Everyone is happy here.
582
00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:08,237
Aren't you happy?
583
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,406
and happiness
It's not a condition, ma'am.
584
00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:11,980
- It's a choice.
- No! Well...
585
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:14,984
I don't need your cheap psychology,
Dr. Phil.
586
00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:17,418
And don't criticize Dr. Phil.
He is my friend.
587
00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:20,647
Johnny Mathis and Dr. Phil.
588
00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:26,828
She is an unhappy woman.
And you are wrong about me.
589
00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:29,262
Happiness can be found
in many places,
590
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,791
- including in a bar at night.
- Alone?
591
00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:34,660
Jimmy?
592
00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:39,806
Let the accountant gather
all records, receipts and contracts,
593
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,137
and left them on my desk
in the morning...
594
00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:46,046
along with each signed paper
by Duke Diver.
595
00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:51,179
- Do you want each of them?
- Each.
596
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:55,684
- I guess you want a tour.
- Of the entire operation.
597
00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:57,988
Romeo.
598
00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:01,321
Oh.
599
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:09,606
I think you will be impressed
with what we have here.
600
00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:15,709
- Tango.
- Duke's idea.
601
00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:21,048
-Tai chi.
- Also Duke's idea.
602
00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:26,479
I think it will be
very impressed with this.
603
00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:29,151
- This is very important.
- It's the regular Tuesday class.
604
00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:34,391
Real love, tender sex,
affectionate, tender, dirty sex,
605
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:38,092
must be part
of their daily existence.
606
00:37:38,356 --> 00:37:41,100
The older we get,
the better it gets.
607
00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,737
- Duke's idea.
- You are understanding.
608
00:37:46,098 --> 00:37:48,739
In defense of Mr. Diver,
this place is always packed.
609
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,812
Last week,
an expert in group sex came.
610
00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,180
And he said that the...
611
00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:54,613
Are there experts on that?
612
00:37:55,907 --> 00:38:01,256
Yes, and it was very good.
613
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,282
Good.
614
00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:06,262
I know you feel
like you've seen too much,
615
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:08,922
but I swear to you that this place
It's wonderful.
616
00:38:09,019 --> 00:38:11,193
Rocks. You can see
the rock formations.
617
00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:13,870
I don't know if you studied geology,
but I really hope...
618
00:38:13,924 --> 00:38:16,004
that you come to like this,
as much as us.
619
00:38:16,527 --> 00:38:19,031
Duke is doing a great job.
If you could...
620
00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:22,677
It's very beautiful here.
621
00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:25,537
Leo.
622
00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:29,883
Fuck. This is bad.
623
00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:31,681
Bad!
624
00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:34,187
could come in handy
a little bit of blue there.
625
00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:39,723
- Awesome.
- Yes, you are.
626
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:46,831
You rescue ladies in distress,
you are a poet and you paint.
627
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,428
I'm exploring
my feminine side.
628
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:54,737
Are you friends with Duke Diver?
It seems like a strange combination.
629
00:38:54,799 --> 00:38:56,177
Friend is a strong word.
630
00:38:58,302 --> 00:39:00,806
- Fundamental.
- Yes it is.
631
00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:04,243
Son of a bitch. What do you want?
632
00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:12,225
I thought you said
What did you have to reveal...
633
00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:14,423
various irregularities
so I can say goodbye.
634
00:39:14,885 --> 00:39:16,490
I'm still checking the logs.
635
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,723
- Your friend is a painter.
- Who would know?
636
00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:21,163
- They are the San Jacinto Mountains.
- That?
637
00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:22,830
The San Jacinto Mountains.
638
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:27,903
If these are the San Jacinto Mountains,
Bob Hope's house is there.
639
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,943
I won't put Bob Hope's house
in my painting.
640
00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,646
I think it would improve it,
yes you ask me.
641
00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:36,017
No. Do you see the influence
of Cézanne in everything?
642
00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:39,846
I see more expressionism
what impressionism.
643
00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,615
A little more from Kirchner
that of Cézanne.
644
00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:47,058
Maybe a touch
by Friedensreich Hundertwasser.
645
00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:49,132
do I remember you
to Friedensreich Hundertwasser?
646
00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:53,994
- I will have to reexamine my work.
- I'll do it, it's rubbish.
647
00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:56,294
Romeo?
648
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,230
Romeo?
649
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:00,499
No, no, no.
650
00:40:02,399 --> 00:40:03,401
My God!
651
00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:08,640
God.
652
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:12,254
Romeo! Thank you.
653
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:18,518
Leo, thank you. Romeo!
654
00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:21,290
I'll put it in the car
and I'll take you to the vet.
655
00:40:21,353 --> 00:40:22,355
Leo!
656
00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:24,194
He is the hero.
657
00:40:34,499 --> 00:40:38,538
There's Bob Hope's house.
It looks better.
658
00:40:39,203 --> 00:40:40,683
It's not that complicated.
659
00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:44,681
I have sad news
for the Villa Capri family.
660
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:49,253
Mike Shank from Villa 68
suffered a massive heart attack...
661
00:40:49,346 --> 00:40:51,588
last night while visiting him.
662
00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:54,856
My presence
It was just a coincidence.
663
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:58,097
Great, guys, this is great.
It's his best work.
664
00:40:58,355 --> 00:41:00,563
- Where were you, Boss?
- Miss Fifteen.
665
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,931
He wants my head
and Leo's bed.
666
00:41:03,728 --> 00:41:05,709
- What will you do?
- This is war!
667
00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:08,474
Everything I worked for
in Villa Capri,
668
00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:10,775
everything I built
is at stake.
669
00:41:10,869 --> 00:41:15,216
And if the corporation assumes,
our lifestyle disappears.
670
00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:18,921
- Miss Quince is evil.
- She's evil, but hot.
671
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,354
What will you do, Boss?
672
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:23,716
I will use my legendary charm,
673
00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:27,594
speaking humbly, to seduce her.
674
00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:30,699
I'll give you some of the old
je ne sais quoi.
675
00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:32,200
That's French, right?
676
00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:35,033
I will take the power out of your hands
to that woman.
677
00:41:35,225 --> 00:41:36,432
He deserves it.
678
00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:38,804
And if someone who can do it,
It's you, Duke.
679
00:41:39,096 --> 00:41:41,600
But first, Leo McKay.
680
00:41:43,233 --> 00:41:45,236
- I must defeat him.
- Defeat him?
681
00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:06,463
Tie his hind legs
with some yarn...
682
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,937
so that it does not bite and pull out
the points.
683
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:13,038
- Yarn?
- Wool, it is a soft wool.
684
00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:17,046
Well, thank you.
Thank you so much. I thank you.
685
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:19,315
I must return
and do a business survey.
686
00:42:19,903 --> 00:42:22,145
You take your job very seriously
and I respect it.
687
00:42:23,273 --> 00:42:26,414
- Yes, thanks again. Really.
- Yes, ma'am.
688
00:42:38,922 --> 00:42:39,924
Now what?
689
00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:41,798
Renaissance Man.
690
00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:46,671
What else do you do?
691
00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:49,340
I'm on a journey
of self discovery and exploration.
692
00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:50,506
Be quiet.
693
00:42:56,408 --> 00:42:59,185
Leo, Villa Capri is not that big
for both.
694
00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:02,311
If you want to do something about it,
I bet you the best of five...
695
00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,691
of something never seen.
696
00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:06,359
Games room. One hour.
697
00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:08,729
They won't fire me
because you forgot to make the call.
698
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:09,793
They could call me again.
699
00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:11,231
No! I don't care if they call you.
700
00:43:11,321 --> 00:43:12,596
Well, we're all here.
701
00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:14,932
Time to unite
for the same goal,
702
00:43:15,025 --> 00:43:16,835
focus and work.
703
00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:20,069
- It's all here, Miss Fifteen.
- Good.
704
00:43:20,831 --> 00:43:24,041
When do they give Duke petty cash?
705
00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:31,847
- When he asks for it. I go and...
- When does he ask for it?
706
00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:37,021
This company
It is not your personal ATM.
707
00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:38,926
Duke is an honorable man.
708
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,492
I'm sure you won't find anything
what...
709
00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:43,726
God.
710
00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:48,431
- Honourable. What would this be?
- Size 14, very fun.
711
00:43:48,993 --> 00:43:52,407
- Do you want to audit that too?
- Maybe I will.
712
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:58,881
Miss Fifteen will never believe
your transparent dishonor.
713
00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:02,741
My dishonor, I will tell you,
It is not transparent.
714
00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:16,897
I wonder if he can lift me up like this.
715
00:44:19,123 --> 00:44:20,899
- End of game.
- I fight back!
716
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,574
This game is not yours.
717
00:44:30,235 --> 00:44:31,835
- Don't go there.
- How come you don't go there?
718
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:34,282
Mom said not to go there.
719
00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:36,709
Checkmate!
720
00:44:43,047 --> 00:44:44,721
This is starting to get serious.
721
00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:54,764
- Do you have it?
- I have it.
722
00:44:54,825 --> 00:44:56,828
- You got it.
- Can.
723
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,342
- You can't.
- Grab her. Grab her, grab her.
724
00:45:02,432 --> 00:45:06,176
Mr. Diver, we are tied.
Choose your game to end this.
725
00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:09,007
Limbo!
726
00:45:09,106 --> 00:45:11,053
Limbo, wow!
727
00:45:11,608 --> 00:45:12,849
Now we have them.
728
00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:14,950
You first.
729
00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:20,830
Come on, Leo!
730
00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:31,199
This is nonsense!
731
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:33,966
So, you pass.
732
00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:36,839
Music!
733
00:45:53,851 --> 00:45:55,297
- Lower?
- Good.
734
00:46:02,192 --> 00:46:05,367
Man, you're crazy.
735
00:46:20,078 --> 00:46:22,753
Disqualification.
His knees touched the ground.
736
00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:24,255
It's a scam.
737
00:46:31,823 --> 00:46:34,771
See you in your office tomorrow
at nine in the morning.
738
00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:36,061
Sharp.
739
00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:16,242
- He's late.
- How strange.
740
00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:17,811
Duke is very punctual.
741
00:47:18,803 --> 00:47:21,842
Jimmy, Ginger, why don't you take
morning off?
742
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,751
Why don't they stay
and they sit there?
743
00:47:24,809 --> 00:47:26,187
- They're business.
- Come on.
744
00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:29,315
- Just a little sparkling wine.
- No, that's not appropriate.
745
00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:32,659
Maison de Chocolat.
746
00:47:34,151 --> 00:47:35,995
Let's go. Try it.
747
00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:40,995
This is about receipts and contracts.
748
00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:42,998
It's nutty and dark.
749
00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:48,570
I'll grab some for later.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
750
00:47:48,632 --> 00:47:52,844
- Good, good. Everything makes sense.
- No, it doesn't.
751
00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:55,152
two thousand dollars
for the rental of a camel.
752
00:47:57,275 --> 00:47:59,847
How do you think the three wise men
Did they come to Bethlehem?
753
00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:02,891
What does Palm Springs have to do with it?
with Bethlehem?
754
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:07,561
Belén was like this.
The palm trees, the warm breeze.
755
00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:09,530
People walking in short sleeves.
756
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:14,161
Not with this snow covered garbage
invented by some monopoly.
757
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,569
I like the snow.
758
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,307
Would you deprive the residents
of Villa Capri of its camels?
759
00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:22,243
- Are you a camel deprivation?
- Well, forget the camels.
760
00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:27,682
The Gentlemen's Club.
Dancers. Right there. Dancers.
761
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:31,186
- Yes. Well, they were strippers.
- I knew it!
762
00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:34,155
No. They were very nice.
They were very nice.
763
00:48:34,511 --> 00:48:37,152
They made men feel
young and virile.
764
00:48:37,381 --> 00:48:40,556
They even taught the ladies
some tricks, and I can attest to that.
765
00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:45,460
Golf clubs. Staff.
One thousand four hundred dollars.
766
00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:48,164
Those sticks made me win millions
in business...
767
00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:51,534
what did I get
Potential clients on the golf course.
768
00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:52,832
Duke...
769
00:48:52,897 --> 00:48:54,817
It's cash for petty expenses
of the company.
770
00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:58,879
I see you are not familiar
with the tax code,
771
00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:02,077
special article 44 B,
parts three and seven,
772
00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:06,420
where they are explicitly described,
and I quote:
773
00:49:06,778 --> 00:49:10,454
"Reasonable expenses pertaining
to an ongoing business operation.
774
00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:13,184
- Subparagraph 12, where...
- That's enough.
775
00:49:16,953 --> 00:49:22,927
Good. I just want to know
If you still feel the same way about me...
776
00:49:23,026 --> 00:49:26,565
- that I feel for you.
- Duke, I don't know who you are anymore.
777
00:49:27,097 --> 00:49:30,238
In fact, I can't even find you
in the company database.
778
00:49:33,370 --> 00:49:36,216
Well, but, if I don't exist,
so what?
779
00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:39,381
- Does that mean our thing is over?
- No, we haven't even started.
780
00:49:40,711 --> 00:49:42,020
Alright.
781
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,187
Anyway, I have to go get ready.
for the big Christmas Eve party.
782
00:49:46,084 --> 00:49:48,622
And I have a surprise for you!
783
00:49:52,623 --> 00:49:53,864
I don't want a surprise.
784
00:49:55,026 --> 00:49:57,473
- She sure is very pretty.
- Be quiet.
785
00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:05,776
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
receive with a loud applause...
786
00:50:05,969 --> 00:50:09,247
to our beloved leader, Duke Diver.
787
00:50:10,107 --> 00:50:11,485
Hello everyone.
788
00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:17,484
Duke!
789
00:50:18,115 --> 00:50:19,117
Merry christmas!
790
00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:23,360
Merry Christmas everyone.
791
00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:27,527
Let me tell you that this
It will be a very special Christmas.
792
00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:32,268
I think it will be a
that they will remember in the future,
793
00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:34,368
which I hope it is
within a long time.
794
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:40,813
But this Christmas is very special for me
because I want to dedicate it to someone.
795
00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:43,153
I want to dedicate it to you
to a very special lady.
796
00:50:43,341 --> 00:50:46,186
Her name is Suzie Quince,
wherever you are.
797
00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:48,447
There it is.
798
00:50:48,513 --> 00:50:51,290
Miss Fifteen,
Could you please step forward...
799
00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:55,661
so we can see it?
Please, just a few steps.
800
00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:59,430
- Here it is, ladies and gentlemen.
- Hello.
801
00:50:59,789 --> 00:51:03,966
On this special day,
In this very special time, Susan,
802
00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:06,699
This is dedicated to you.
803
00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:11,307
Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Mathis.
804
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:19,489
- Oh! Did you see that?
- He got it!
805
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:20,853
Good to see you, friend.
806
00:51:20,912 --> 00:51:23,689
Welcome, welcome.
He will accompany you on the piano.
807
00:51:23,915 --> 00:51:26,362
- This will turn out very well.
- Good. Thank you.
808
00:51:26,551 --> 00:51:28,429
Okay, guys. Come on.
809
00:51:48,838 --> 00:51:50,079
I love you.
810
00:51:51,508 --> 00:51:52,681
Leave.
811
00:51:53,843 --> 00:51:57,758
Does Roberta have a style
very Beyoncé tonight?
812
00:51:58,215 --> 00:51:59,388
Or am I a little drunk?
813
00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:01,757
Well, it's true,
but you're also drunk.
814
00:52:01,851 --> 00:52:03,729
As Beyoncé says: Put a ring on it.
815
00:52:04,354 --> 00:52:06,665
Guys, it's time to do something.
816
00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:16,937
Come on.
817
00:52:20,972 --> 00:52:22,145
I see you.
818
00:52:51,601 --> 00:52:55,209
- Miss Fifteen, can I have this dance?
- Of course.
819
00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:00,484
You are good.
820
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:14,702
Sorry.
821
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:16,970
- My turn.
- Respect the lady.
822
00:53:17,028 --> 00:53:18,303
Gentlemen.
823
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:21,037
There is only one gentleman here.
Stop the music!
824
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,474
You're embarrassing yourself, Duke.
825
00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:26,809
I want to see what you have.
826
00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:31,717
We'll play a game of golf,
18 holes, do you think?
827
00:53:32,175 --> 00:53:33,314
The winner...
828
00:53:36,446 --> 00:53:38,518
- On Christmas morning.
- I hope you're good.
829
00:53:38,615 --> 00:53:42,189
Yeah? I can defeat you
with one hand.
830
00:53:44,454 --> 00:53:45,456
No!
831
00:54:06,143 --> 00:54:08,886
How crazy. It's crazy.
832
00:54:15,886 --> 00:54:19,198
- Leo knows how to play seriously.
- It doesn't matter, we are with you, Boss.
833
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:21,930
Yes, even if the ball falls badly,
I have a way to fix it.
834
00:54:22,025 --> 00:54:25,269
And I have a hole in my pocket
and a dozen extra balls.
835
00:54:26,229 --> 00:54:28,506
- And I have a short game.
- Yeah!
836
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,740
- We have everything to win.
- We will protect you.
837
00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:33,338
If I were you, I wouldn't worry.
838
00:54:33,403 --> 00:54:36,010
The cowboy and the gallant.
I bet on the gallant.
839
00:54:36,072 --> 00:54:37,074
Good, good.
840
00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:41,256
Ladies and gentlemen, the competition
This morning it will be a golf game...
841
00:54:41,345 --> 00:54:44,088
18 holes between Mr. Diver
and Mr. McKay...
842
00:54:44,181 --> 00:54:46,560
according to official rules
of the Golf Association.
843
00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:51,659
Before I begin, I want to say
that, although there can only be one winner...
844
00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:54,067
- Shut up and let me do the honors.
- Yes.
845
00:54:54,658 --> 00:54:56,036
Now it's serious.
846
00:55:03,234 --> 00:55:05,943
- Damn!
- Oh!
847
00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:09,049
Very good honey.
848
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:11,418
Okay, Duke, it's your turn.
849
00:55:11,909 --> 00:55:14,048
- Show us what you have.
- Come on, do it.
850
00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:15,249
Silence, please.
851
00:55:15,345 --> 00:55:17,883
Don't tell me to shut up.
Come on, Boss. Do it.
852
00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:22,290
Leo, pay attention. One hand
853
00:55:23,787 --> 00:55:25,461
- A hand.
- Fan.
854
00:55:26,589 --> 00:55:27,591
Yeah!
855
00:55:28,157 --> 00:55:29,062
Very good.
856
00:55:29,096 --> 00:55:30,860
Come on, come on.
857
00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:33,808
This is how it is done.
858
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:35,978
Right on the street!
859
00:55:56,086 --> 00:55:58,226
- Yeah!
- Feel it!
860
00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:05,832
No problem. I have it.
861
00:56:13,136 --> 00:56:14,138
Yeah!
862
00:56:21,110 --> 00:56:22,284
To the sand.
863
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:29,721
Nice hit!
864
00:56:35,493 --> 00:56:36,495
That's how it's done!
865
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,383
That ball is out of bounds.
Off the field.
866
00:56:49,306 --> 00:56:51,386
It was a stroke of luck.
It must have hit a tree.
867
00:56:55,879 --> 00:56:57,882
Good blow.
868
00:56:58,448 --> 00:57:00,156
- Oh.
- You look great.
869
00:57:00,817 --> 00:57:03,389
What are you going to do now, cowboy?
870
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:08,163
- Well, this isn't fair.
- What are you talking about?
871
00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:09,627
It's not fair.
872
00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:12,570
Are you accusing me of doing something
that is not proper...
873
00:57:12,662 --> 00:57:14,075
From a man with my reputation?
874
00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:16,702
I'm accusing you of doing something
which fits perfectly...
875
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,372
with someone with your reputation.
You've been cheating.
876
00:57:21,038 --> 00:57:25,920
And if I did the math correctly, you must do
a hole in one to beat me.
877
00:57:26,544 --> 00:57:28,422
- Good.
- Good.
878
00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:30,048
You can do it.
879
00:57:30,915 --> 00:57:31,917
Look at this.
880
00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:37,595
Listen, why don't we go quickly there
and we study the green?
881
00:57:38,556 --> 00:57:40,230
- Well thought out.
- Not so fast.
882
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,362
I don't trust you and I never will.
883
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,904
See you at nine.
884
00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:45,942
I'll be watching you,
like a hawk.
885
00:57:48,431 --> 00:57:49,570
Damn!
886
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,312
- Is everyone okay?
- They found me, they found me.
887
00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:54,441
Oh!
888
00:57:54,537 --> 00:57:56,040
Everyone is fine.
Are you OK?
889
00:57:56,105 --> 00:57:57,779
Peaceful.
890
00:57:57,874 --> 00:57:59,377
Emergencies will be here
in a minute.
891
00:57:59,609 --> 00:58:00,611
Damn!
892
00:58:00,877 --> 00:58:02,388
It's probably just
a fuel leak.
893
00:58:02,412 --> 00:58:03,858
It's an electric car!
894
00:58:03,913 --> 00:58:05,758
Where is my hat?
895
00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:06,851
Where are you going?
896
00:58:39,282 --> 00:58:40,455
Do you want to try?
897
00:58:40,516 --> 00:58:42,519
He's Leo, and no, I don't want to.
Open the door.
898
00:58:42,752 --> 00:58:43,788
Leo?
899
00:58:50,426 --> 00:58:52,930
You lost. I won the golf match.
900
00:58:53,262 --> 00:58:55,102
I don't care about the result
of the damn party.
901
00:58:55,264 --> 00:58:56,472
Someone wants to kill me!
902
00:58:56,567 --> 00:58:58,138
Who wants to kill you?
Who are you?
903
00:58:58,335 --> 00:58:59,406
It's...
904
00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:01,906
So I'm the trophy
of a golf game.
905
00:59:02,806 --> 00:59:05,151
I mean, it's not the first time
that two men fight for me.
906
00:59:05,175 --> 00:59:08,282
- Which of you two is winning?
- No.
907
00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:11,657
We are not fighting for you.
That would be sexist and outrageous.
908
00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:14,253
No, we are fighting
for the right to court you.
909
00:59:14,318 --> 00:59:15,320
Is there any difference?
910
00:59:15,419 --> 00:59:17,299
They are small distinctions
what men do.
911
00:59:17,488 --> 00:59:22,598
Yes. You misunderstood.
We praise, honor and respect you.
912
00:59:22,793 --> 00:59:23,966
Without criminal intentions.
913
00:59:24,028 --> 00:59:26,407
In defense of Duke,
It's just Duke being Duke.
914
00:59:26,497 --> 00:59:27,499
Thanks, Leo.
915
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,408
- Do you listen to yourselves?
- No.
916
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:30,911
Should we?
917
00:59:32,301 --> 00:59:34,805
Sorry. I think I proved my point.
918
00:59:36,305 --> 00:59:39,583
By the way, did you hear a loud sound
a few minutes ago?
919
00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:42,481
No.
920
00:59:43,713 --> 00:59:44,715
You?
921
00:59:45,314 --> 00:59:48,058
The company is upon me,
and you are lying to me.
922
00:59:49,420 --> 00:59:51,031
You better report this
to the local police.
923
00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:52,228
No.
924
00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,860
No, Leo, I beg you.
Don't bring the law into this.
925
00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:59,201
Leo! Where are you going?
926
01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,175
Leo, it's not safe for me anymore
be around here
927
01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:05,976
- You have to get me out of here.
- Why would I do that for you?
928
01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:10,410
Because you don't want it to rain
pieces of me about Villa Capri!
929
01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:12,385
Okay, I'll get you out of here,
but with one condition.
930
01:00:12,409 --> 01:00:14,583
You must tell me everything.
No more lies.
931
01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:19,158
- Why would I lie to you, Leo?
- Well, let the pieces rain down.
932
01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:22,220
Alright. No more lies.
933
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,725
Did you blow up a golf cart?
And he wasn't there?
934
01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:36,738
No, it's not your fault.
Your father never let you kill anyone.
935
01:00:37,601 --> 01:00:42,608
No, he always said what you did
good job digging.
936
01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:48,051
Honey, how many men did you bury
from snake bites and bombs?
937
01:00:48,612 --> 01:00:51,958
Zero! They all died
from gunshot wounds.
938
01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:56,089
So go buy bullets
and do it like your father used to do.
939
01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:03,061
Who the hell are you?
940
01:01:03,127 --> 01:01:05,540
my real name
It's William J. DuPrees.
941
01:01:06,530 --> 01:01:09,774
For many years,
I was known as Sweet Willy.
942
01:01:10,534 --> 01:01:13,640
Work as an advisor
for the Bruno family.
943
01:01:13,903 --> 01:01:14,905
Mafia.
944
01:01:15,138 --> 01:01:19,781
Until I realized that really
They were not in the transportation business.
945
01:01:20,143 --> 01:01:23,250
The FBI came and gave me a choice.
946
01:01:23,312 --> 01:01:25,953
- AND?
- I obeyed like a trained dog.
947
01:01:26,048 --> 01:01:29,793
The problem was the crazy wife
and the even crazier son,
948
01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:32,664
who threatened to kill me
in the trial.
949
01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:36,435
A week later,
When the brakes of my car failed,
950
01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:38,532
the FBI showed up again.
951
01:01:38,629 --> 01:01:40,240
And you entered the program
witness protection.
952
01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:43,712
And if I may say so,
It became an art form.
953
01:01:44,668 --> 01:01:45,807
Did you change your appearance?
954
01:01:47,671 --> 01:01:50,312
Mess with this? I don't believe it.
955
01:01:51,608 --> 01:01:54,852
- The FBI will take care of you.
- Yes, they will relocate me again.
956
01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:57,825
- AND?
- I don't want them to do it.
957
01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,457
I have everything at Villa Capri.
958
01:02:01,185 --> 01:02:03,325
Everything a man could want
It's there.
959
01:02:03,587 --> 01:02:06,090
My vision made that place
what is today.
960
01:02:06,589 --> 01:02:12,097
Sex, alcohol, golf.
And then you die.
961
01:02:12,428 --> 01:02:14,272
Paradise will be disappointing for you.
962
01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:17,835
Come on, Leo.
Help me save what I built.
963
01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:23,476
- Damn!
- Nobody messes with my truck!
964
01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:25,819
-He shot my truck.
- Oh.
965
01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:28,021
Are you trying to kill me,
And you worry about your truck?
966
01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:29,047
Hold on.
967
01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:43,862
Oh!
968
01:02:54,371 --> 01:02:55,373
Oh!
969
01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,385
Let's reorganize and make a plan.
970
01:03:04,747 --> 01:03:06,250
I'm going to finish him off.
971
01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:22,177
- This is a bad idea, Leo.
- Look at this.
972
01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:30,045
Good job, Leo.
It's a good thing I didn't blink.
973
01:03:33,043 --> 01:03:34,045
Oh.
974
01:03:37,915 --> 01:03:43,059
This is my new 4x4 F-150, ruby red,
975
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:47,428
extended cab, custom box.
976
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,733
I guess you should inform him
to Miss Quince these news.
977
01:03:54,063 --> 01:03:56,340
Yes. Your job is at risk.
978
01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:08,980
You feel something special for her, don't you?
979
01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:10,753
From the first moment I saw her,
980
01:04:10,814 --> 01:04:15,127
There was something about Miss Fifteen
that made my skin crawl.
981
01:04:16,753 --> 01:04:17,926
There is nothing better...
982
01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:20,733
all over the world
What a good woman.
983
01:04:21,258 --> 01:04:25,139
-And the female species...
- It smells better than a rose.
984
01:04:25,228 --> 01:04:27,835
Smart as anyone
and firm as a cookie.
985
01:04:28,332 --> 01:04:29,334
Firm as a cookie?
986
01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:32,509
A cookie fresh out of the oven.
987
01:04:32,602 --> 01:04:35,106
Yes, melting chocolate.
988
01:04:37,607 --> 01:04:39,985
- You understand my point.
- Of course.
989
01:04:40,509 --> 01:04:45,220
The sun, the moon and the stars.
That's a good woman to me.
990
01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:03,634
Continue.
991
01:05:04,835 --> 01:05:05,837
What's next?
992
01:05:08,138 --> 01:05:09,140
With...
993
01:05:10,007 --> 01:05:11,646
How? With...
994
01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:15,787
- Romantic demonstration.
- Demonstration.
995
01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:32,700
You had a rifle with a scope,
and you failed?
996
01:05:34,797 --> 01:05:38,177
Oscar, stop trying.
Just bring him to me, I'll do it.
997
01:05:39,802 --> 01:05:40,802
What a fool.
998
01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:48,321
Why am I not surprised?
that you are in the program...
999
01:05:48,345 --> 01:05:50,523
witness protection,
and that someone is trying to kill you?
1000
01:05:50,547 --> 01:05:52,425
Yes, that's him.
The animal guy, right there.
1001
01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:54,589
Yes. Sheep. Camels.
1002
01:05:54,885 --> 01:05:56,422
Did they have a snake?
Probably.
1003
01:05:57,421 --> 01:06:01,564
I think he looked vaguely familiar.
Now I recognize it.
1004
01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:05,269
That's Oscar Bruno,
one of the sons of the Mafia Boss.
1005
01:06:05,929 --> 01:06:08,049
I could have just touched
the door and shot.
1006
01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:10,306
Surveillance cameras.
He didn't want to be identified.
1007
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,007
No. He thought he could get there
and enter with the animals.
1008
01:06:15,205 --> 01:06:17,208
Leo wants to turn me over to the FBI.
1009
01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:19,950
Please don't.
1010
01:06:20,243 --> 01:06:23,850
If you do,
Villa Capri will be filled with Police.
1011
01:06:24,213 --> 01:06:28,424
I mean, couldn't you track it?
He's a bad guy.
1012
01:06:28,851 --> 01:06:31,594
You know, make it disappear.
1013
01:06:31,854 --> 01:06:35,963
- I don't disappear people.
- For God's sake. I know.
1014
01:06:37,894 --> 01:06:40,535
Guys, listen,
I have something to confess to you.
1015
01:06:41,465 --> 01:06:44,675
These last times when the company
He sent me to solve a problem,
1016
01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:47,750
something very strange had happened.
Things got worse.
1017
01:06:48,839 --> 01:06:52,788
I'm starting to like this place
but they are controlling me.
1018
01:06:53,477 --> 01:06:56,118
If this becomes public,
It could cost me my job.
1019
01:06:56,913 --> 01:06:57,915
Please!
1020
01:06:58,982 --> 01:07:01,623
-Leo...
-And he shot your damn truck.
1021
01:07:02,652 --> 01:07:05,293
- Did he shoot your truck?
- They're right.
1022
01:07:06,857 --> 01:07:09,304
- Let's go get this guy.
- Yeah!
1023
01:07:19,635 --> 01:07:20,875
What the hell is this about?
1024
01:07:21,137 --> 01:07:24,085
He will recognize my new truck,
but you won't recognize this truck.
1025
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:27,812
Very smart.
1026
01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:31,484
I think you and I could be
good friends, Leo.
1027
01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:32,583
Be quiet!
1028
01:08:04,915 --> 01:08:06,515
Fits perfectly in a golf bag.
1029
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:09,488
- Can I help you?
- Can you go out?
1030
01:08:09,818 --> 01:08:11,264
Yes, from time to time.
1031
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,298
you should consider
a deeper trough.
1032
01:08:13,322 --> 01:08:17,363
Deeper. Yes, well thought out.
Duke, what brings you here?
1033
01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:20,168
We're looking for a guy.
1034
01:08:21,464 --> 01:08:23,536
Oscar. A strange guy.
1035
01:08:23,967 --> 01:08:25,845
- Where is he now?
- He resigned yesterday.
1036
01:08:26,703 --> 01:08:30,413
He said he found
what he was looking for and he left.
1037
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:33,512
- Did you leave any address?
- I think he lives in a motel.
1038
01:08:33,877 --> 01:08:36,859
Do you know which one?
1039
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:41,494
- I think in the French Quarter.
-The French Quarter? I have it.
1040
01:08:47,524 --> 01:08:50,597
The manager says it's still there.
Unit 15.
1041
01:08:51,228 --> 01:08:53,800
So when it appears,
we caught him,
1042
01:08:53,897 --> 01:08:57,902
We turned it over to the FBI,
and he goes straight to prison, right?
1043
01:08:57,967 --> 01:08:59,538
No. We didn't catch him.
1044
01:08:59,602 --> 01:09:00,911
- That?
- I'll do it.
1045
01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:05,746
- Just relax.
- Yes. Good.
1046
01:09:12,249 --> 01:09:16,756
Sixth Grade was traumatic.
I ran for Class President.
1047
01:09:17,887 --> 01:09:18,889
I lost.
1048
01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:23,629
I got only one vote, mine.
1049
01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:27,205
In high school,
I tried to bribe my colleagues.
1050
01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:30,406
- You lost again.
- Yeah.
1051
01:09:31,268 --> 01:09:33,215
Witness protection changed my life.
1052
01:09:34,204 --> 01:09:36,913
A new beginning
on the back nine of life.
1053
01:09:37,274 --> 01:09:38,777
I reinvented myself.
1054
01:09:40,076 --> 01:09:42,148
Let me tell you, I was doing very well.
1055
01:09:42,912 --> 01:09:45,826
- You like me a little, don't you?
- Do you need to please?
1056
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:51,290
It may sound pathetic,
but I love that they adore me.
1057
01:09:51,787 --> 01:09:52,926
You need therapy.
1058
01:09:53,789 --> 01:09:54,962
It didn't work.
1059
01:09:56,925 --> 01:10:01,433
- Until now, I'm with you.
- Good. You are cured.
1060
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:04,677
We should take turns sleeping...
1061
01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:07,114
in case we have to stay
all night
1062
01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:10,565
Well, if you want to take the first turn,
I am fully awake.
1063
01:10:10,674 --> 01:10:12,313
I could fall asleep quickly.
1064
01:10:12,676 --> 01:10:17,057
Wake me up in an hour
or if someone comes.
1065
01:10:25,955 --> 01:10:27,595
Do you want to listen to a song
to sleep?
1066
01:10:27,624 --> 01:10:28,626
No.
1067
01:10:45,374 --> 01:10:46,615
I like that one.
1068
01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:20,581
Wake up, Sherlock.
You were supposed to wake me up.
1069
01:12:21,971 --> 01:12:25,111
Sorry. That song always puts me to sleep.
1070
01:12:30,579 --> 01:12:31,581
Can I help you?
1071
01:12:31,947 --> 01:12:34,395
Yes, the man in room 15,
what do you know about him?
1072
01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:36,622
He is a very nice man.
Very kind.
1073
01:12:36,719 --> 01:12:37,721
Lie!
1074
01:12:37,787 --> 01:12:40,667
There is one thing.
He likes naked women.
1075
01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:43,238
I saw it at Randy's brunch
last Sunday.
1076
01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:45,099
Brunch at a strip bar?
1077
01:12:45,829 --> 01:12:47,741
You must try the Belgian waffles.
1078
01:12:51,601 --> 01:12:54,845
Well, go do your thing.
1079
01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:56,846
Good boy!
1080
01:12:56,940 --> 01:12:59,979
-Suzie?
- Yeah?
1081
01:13:00,643 --> 01:13:02,988
- The company for you.
- The company?
1082
01:13:08,852 --> 01:13:10,127
Suzie Fifteen.
1083
01:13:11,221 --> 01:13:14,999
Yeah! No!
1084
01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:18,399
I'm taking care of it.
Firm hand.
1085
01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:27,846
No, there are protocols.
I follow the protocol.
1086
01:13:27,937 --> 01:13:30,384
I am the personification of protocol.
1087
01:13:34,978 --> 01:13:38,324
but the people
They seem to be happy here,
1088
01:13:39,315 --> 01:13:42,661
and happiness is not a condition.
It's a choice.
1089
01:13:47,824 --> 01:13:50,135
Things are under control
in Villa Capri.
1090
01:13:50,193 --> 01:13:51,400
It's a magnificent place.
1091
01:13:55,565 --> 01:13:57,341
No! Enough! Back!
1092
01:13:57,734 --> 01:14:01,080
Say goodbye? They can't fire me.
1093
01:14:01,271 --> 01:14:03,047
Back!
1094
01:14:03,273 --> 01:14:06,187
- No, wait! Enough. Come back here.
-Harry, the camel!
1095
01:14:07,676 --> 01:14:10,055
Did you know? Hello?
1096
01:14:13,415 --> 01:14:14,418
Romeo?
1097
01:14:15,718 --> 01:14:16,925
Romeo?
1098
01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:19,690
My God! Romeo!
1099
01:14:20,523 --> 01:14:23,937
No, no, no, no!
1100
01:14:24,193 --> 01:14:25,195
Hey!
1101
01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:26,965
I got you!
1102
01:14:32,702 --> 01:14:33,943
This plan is not very efficient.
1103
01:14:34,037 --> 01:14:36,382
- Can you shut up?
- You shut up!
1104
01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:38,078
I'm having a worse day than you.
1105
01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:42,615
You know, if I had to kidnap
someone and ask for ransom,
1106
01:14:42,712 --> 01:14:45,455
I would plan it better
It would be better organized.
1107
01:14:45,949 --> 01:14:48,629
That is, I would have some food
for a dog, maybe a toy.
1108
01:14:48,718 --> 01:14:50,029
- And I'll tell you why.
- A toy?
1109
01:14:50,053 --> 01:14:53,194
- For God's sake. It's amateur time.
- Well, sorry.
1110
01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:01,405
Okay, enough about me.
1111
01:15:01,964 --> 01:15:06,346
Even a tough guy like you
You must have some insecurity...
1112
01:15:06,436 --> 01:15:08,280
- that you want to talk about.
- No.
1113
01:15:09,472 --> 01:15:13,114
- Come on, you'll feel better.
- Be quiet! I feel good.
1114
01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:19,658
It has a nice gift shop.
Very pretty...
1115
01:15:19,983 --> 01:15:21,258
There it is.
1116
01:15:21,317 --> 01:15:22,456
- Hello.
- Hello, how are you?
1117
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,596
- We're looking for someone.
- Yeah?
1118
01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:24,793
Do you recognize this guy?
1119
01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:28,132
It doesn't seem familiar to me,
But there are hundreds like him around here.
1120
01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:34,640
The type of animals is not very good
with this to make you explode,
1121
01:15:34,664 --> 01:15:36,984
but he will keep trying.
Maybe I'll make it next time.
1122
01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:38,235
Hey, hey, hey!
1123
01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:39,610
- Is that your car?
- Yes.
1124
01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:40,980
- Give me the keys.
- From my new car?
1125
01:15:41,004 --> 01:15:42,448
You're not taking my car.
Who do you think you are?
1126
01:15:42,472 --> 01:15:43,512
Give me the damn keys!
1127
01:15:43,573 --> 01:15:44,678
Oh!
1128
01:15:56,184 --> 01:15:57,790
- This is exciting.
- Thank you.
1129
01:15:58,421 --> 01:15:59,526
- There it is.
- Yes.
1130
01:16:01,591 --> 01:16:03,162
Damn it, Leo!
1131
01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:09,834
Two old dinosaurs like us.
1132
01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:13,807
- Do you think that's funny?
- No.
1133
01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:22,913
Hold on.
1134
01:16:26,049 --> 01:16:27,393
Damn.
1135
01:16:32,555 --> 01:16:34,194
I have something to confess to you.
1136
01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:38,499
For God's sake, tell me now.
Tell me.
1137
01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:41,006
I came here to buy Villa Capri.
1138
01:16:43,331 --> 01:16:46,575
- I thought you only bought big things.
- That property is worth $50 million.
1139
01:16:46,835 --> 01:16:50,649
Fifty?
And is Suzie worried about petty cash?
1140
01:16:50,707 --> 01:16:52,415
He's just doing his job.
Hold on!
1141
01:16:52,508 --> 01:16:53,510
Oh.
1142
01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:57,985
First, he was going to demolish Villa Capri
and I was going to put it up for sale.
1143
01:16:58,047 --> 01:17:00,028
For God's sake, that's sacrilege.
1144
01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:03,088
Don't worry. I changed my mind.
I'm starting to like that place.
1145
01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:16,404
So if it's worth that much money,
It's partly thanks to me.
1146
01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:18,208
I think I'm due a commission.
1147
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:21,545
- How much do you want?
- Ten percent.
1148
01:17:21,604 --> 01:17:24,051
Suppose I let you keep
your luxurious golf cart.
1149
01:17:24,373 --> 01:17:25,717
Wait. They blew that thing up.
1150
01:17:25,775 --> 01:17:27,695
And you are welcome to stay
with a piece of that.
1151
01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:32,987
It looks like Oscar is playing.
1152
01:17:41,491 --> 01:17:42,971
- It seems like a dead end.
- Yes.
1153
01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:46,106
- This road leads nowhere.
- Maybe we can lock him up.
1154
01:17:46,262 --> 01:17:49,642
- Do you think it's a trap?
- AND? They want you, not me.
1155
01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:13,829
- That's not Oscar.
- Well, let's see who the hell it is.
1156
01:18:19,929 --> 01:18:21,769
- Do you know what you're doing?
- Generally.
1157
01:18:22,064 --> 01:18:23,339
Stop there!
1158
01:18:24,433 --> 01:18:26,174
No. Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
1159
01:18:26,401 --> 01:18:27,608
- Who are you?
- Hey.
1160
01:18:27,669 --> 01:18:30,447
A lunatic gave me $500 dollars
to set your truck on fire...
1161
01:18:30,673 --> 01:18:31,982
and bring them here.
1162
01:18:32,175 --> 01:18:33,814
- Here?
- Yes.
1163
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:38,585
Answer the phone.
1164
01:18:42,251 --> 01:18:43,253
Hello.
1165
01:18:45,822 --> 01:18:46,824
It's for you.
1166
01:18:51,761 --> 01:18:52,934
Leo McKay.
1167
01:18:52,995 --> 01:18:53,997
Look above.
1168
01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:04,611
Are they looking for me?
1169
01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:06,343
What do you want?
1170
01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:10,223
I have a pretty girl,
I want to change it to Duke.
1171
01:19:10,813 --> 01:19:12,088
- It's okay.
- That?
1172
01:19:12,982 --> 01:19:14,826
No, Leo,
He will shoot me in the head.
1173
01:19:14,884 --> 01:19:16,091
Yes, well, it may be.
1174
01:19:16,484 --> 01:19:17,520
What do you want us to do?
1175
01:19:17,986 --> 01:19:20,198
Just wait, and I will send you
the coordinates of the place...
1176
01:19:20,222 --> 01:19:21,422
from where we will meet.
1177
01:19:22,358 --> 01:19:23,360
Leo?
1178
01:19:24,994 --> 01:19:28,033
You're not going to trade me for her, are you?
1179
01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:30,417
She is much prettier
and I would like to make an exchange,
1180
01:19:30,499 --> 01:19:34,607
but my sense of dignity
and decency will not allow it.
1181
01:19:35,538 --> 01:19:37,678
However,
we need him to believe so.
1182
01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:41,612
I'm glad you're you.
1183
01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:50,424
-Hey, can I put my hands down?
- Be quiet!
1184
01:20:01,397 --> 01:20:02,399
Where to?
1185
01:20:02,465 --> 01:20:04,412
Tar Trail to Twentynine Palms.
1186
01:20:05,034 --> 01:20:06,810
Turn at the old water tower.
1187
01:20:06,903 --> 01:20:08,541
- Do you know where that is?
- No idea.
1188
01:20:08,770 --> 01:20:11,445
- How are we supposed to find it?
- Use Waze.
1189
01:20:12,942 --> 01:20:14,047
God!
1190
01:20:14,710 --> 01:20:15,849
What the hell is that?
1191
01:20:16,178 --> 01:20:18,785
- It is an application that you can download.
- Oh really?
1192
01:20:21,918 --> 01:20:24,058
Let's get started, drive carefully.
1193
01:20:25,588 --> 01:20:28,433
- I have another confession to make.
- Let it go now.
1194
01:20:29,425 --> 01:20:31,565
I was married for 33 years...
1195
01:20:32,061 --> 01:20:34,201
with the first woman
the one I fell in love with.
1196
01:20:34,864 --> 01:20:37,937
She died six years ago.
I was devastated.
1197
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,946
After three or four years,
I thought I should go out with other women,
1198
01:20:40,970 --> 01:20:42,746
but I didn't feel it was the right thing to do.
1199
01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:45,810
Do you want to tell Duke?
1200
01:20:46,075 --> 01:20:50,491
There's something about Miss Fifteen
that took away my unease.
1201
01:20:50,579 --> 01:20:52,617
It's beautiful, of course, but it's...
1202
01:20:52,715 --> 01:20:57,096
There is nothing frivolous about her.
She is a woman of great essence and nobility.
1203
01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:58,958
Nobility.
1204
01:21:01,222 --> 01:21:04,637
Put me down, idiot!
Where is my dog?
1205
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:07,340
Romeo! Where is my dog?
1206
01:21:08,130 --> 01:21:10,475
All this sharing,
Doesn't it make you feel better?
1207
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,742
I could fall in love with her.
1208
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:21,212
After 100 meters, turn left.
1209
01:21:40,496 --> 01:21:42,408
Do you know? You are always the hero.
1210
01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:46,179
I think I'd like to be the hero
ever.
1211
01:21:52,507 --> 01:21:54,318
How heroic do you want to be?
1212
01:21:58,748 --> 01:21:59,750
Well...
1213
01:22:00,383 --> 01:22:01,658
You know, just...
1214
01:22:02,752 --> 01:22:04,664
Just a little. Enough.
1215
01:22:05,154 --> 01:22:09,934
- You want to show off in front of the woman.
- You know me too much. Yes.
1216
01:22:14,030 --> 01:22:16,910
Do you think that's an honest reason
to be a hero?
1217
01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:18,168
Yes.
1218
01:22:22,905 --> 01:22:23,907
I have a plan.
1219
01:22:24,373 --> 01:22:30,325
- Know? You remind me of my mother.
- How sweet.
1220
01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:32,591
Yes that's fine.
1221
01:22:34,316 --> 01:22:35,318
Alright.
1222
01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,341
This is where it starts.
1223
01:23:05,247 --> 01:23:09,253
- Suzie, are you okay?
- Leo, I'm fine.
1224
01:23:09,351 --> 01:23:10,558
I'm not armed.
1225
01:23:10,619 --> 01:23:12,861
I'm here to give you
what you want.
1226
01:23:13,856 --> 01:23:16,463
- And to take what I want.
- Stay there!
1227
01:23:17,593 --> 01:23:18,971
What do you have under your hat?
1228
01:23:19,462 --> 01:23:20,464
A little hair.
1229
01:23:22,231 --> 01:23:23,506
Give me Willy.
1230
01:23:28,104 --> 01:23:30,779
We can make this work
for everyone.
1231
01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:33,117
Why don't you put the gun down
so we can talk?
1232
01:23:46,489 --> 01:23:47,764
Give me Duke!
1233
01:23:48,491 --> 01:23:49,493
Oh!
1234
01:23:49,592 --> 01:23:52,164
You shot at my truck
and now you shoot my boots.
1235
01:23:52,261 --> 01:23:56,540
Give me Duke or Willy
or whatever it's called now!
1236
01:23:56,999 --> 01:23:59,139
You can have it.
I never liked him anyway.
1237
01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:09,713
Good heavens.
1238
01:24:17,353 --> 01:24:19,231
That hurts. He shot me.
1239
01:24:25,693 --> 01:24:26,695
Bye bye.
1240
01:24:30,799 --> 01:24:34,942
Christmas seems to be confused.
This one stands out.
1241
01:24:35,171 --> 01:24:39,621
You start to feel special.
Now let's call the Sheriff.
1242
01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:43,120
I don't know about you guys,
but I need something to drink.
1243
01:24:43,179 --> 01:24:44,318
Take it for granted.
1244
01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:58,563
I begin to understand affection
what do you have for this place,
1245
01:24:59,195 --> 01:25:03,076
- whoever you are.
- For you, Sweet Willy.
1246
01:25:03,566 --> 01:25:05,979
You did something very brave today.
I didn't think you could do it.
1247
01:25:06,202 --> 01:25:08,649
- And you saved the day, cousin.
- I'm not your cousin.
1248
01:25:08,837 --> 01:25:10,545
But you like me a little, don't you?
1249
01:25:13,576 --> 01:25:15,147
- A bit.
- Yes.
1250
01:25:16,712 --> 01:25:19,853
- There goes Rodolfo.
-And there goes Snoopy.
1251
01:25:22,885 --> 01:25:24,092
Goodbye, Snoopy.
1252
01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:33,407
Larry, it's New Year's in New York.
Happy New Year everyone.
1253
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:34,938
To sleep early?
1254
01:25:35,030 --> 01:25:37,978
If I'm lucky,
two balls will fall tonight.
1255
01:25:38,968 --> 01:25:40,539
Girl, you're crazy.
1256
01:25:40,603 --> 01:25:45,053
- Wow, I never saw them so elegant.
- And you are beautiful.
1257
01:25:45,107 --> 01:25:47,247
For all the ladies.
1258
01:25:50,946 --> 01:25:55,225
Miss Fifteen, I think you know
to my friends and their pretty ladies.
1259
01:25:55,284 --> 01:25:56,958
Of course. Happy new year.
1260
01:25:57,052 --> 01:26:00,330
- Happy new year.
- Happy new year.
1261
01:26:00,422 --> 01:26:02,460
I think it's midnight
in Times Square.
1262
01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:03,902
Yeah!
1263
01:26:05,628 --> 01:26:07,768
Nine o'clock in California
It's fine for me.
1264
01:26:08,998 --> 01:26:11,946
The truth, I must admit
I have a soft spot for Duke.
1265
01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:14,448
Wherever they relocate him,
do you think it will be okay?
1266
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:19,146
- Darling, Duke will always be fine.
- Yes.
1267
01:26:19,642 --> 01:26:20,747
Let the music play.
1268
01:26:25,581 --> 01:26:28,620
Ladies and gentlemen,
at the Resort Tropical Retreat Center,
1269
01:26:28,717 --> 01:26:30,163
SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA
1270
01:26:30,252 --> 01:26:34,326
Welcome our new Director
and resident, Mr. Marvel Bigelow.
1271
01:26:34,423 --> 01:26:35,725
Music!